Drugs!
April 30, 2007 at 10:13 am | In Uncategorized | Leave a CommentLet’s start we this conversation between my ‘mi’ and I.
Mi : ah girl ah, i’m sending you to the rehab soon!
ME : re-hab? for wat? I send you to the lau-langkeng,(old folks home) then you know!
Mi: I don’t want a drug addict daughter, ok?
Me : WAT???? I don’t take drugs ok!
Mi: Ya rite! You see! The panadols finished liau. The running nose, the gastric even the chinese medicine.
Me : Haiya! Like tat nya hor?
Mi : THE NESCAFE ALSO !!^%^$&$&
Me : heh~ *speechless
Mi : You tell me which medicine of yours not yet finish?
Me : *thinking oh, my leg pain eh medicine!
Mi : I suggest you just chop of your legs and hands! -.-
It’s weekend!
April 29, 2007 at 1:08 pm | In Family | Leave a CommentToday is Sunday! My usual Sundays are working then sleeping then catch up with my TV programmes (uhmm, CSI Supreme Sunday, ANTM Cycle 7 and bla bla bla). But today is study and then study and then snoooorrrrrrr…..
Nevermind, today my mum cooked! Hardly seeing her cooking since she is such a career woman. Only once in the week she actually cook! No wonder the kitchen is soooooo clean. The rest of the 6 days, eat yourself la! (chiak ka ki la!) When i woke up, it’s nearly noon. Then, started eating my mum home cook food! No place can beats my mum’s cooking! Yum! Yum!
Things wasn’t that well that I ended up in the toilet uhmmmmmmmm… around 3 or 5 times. I think I got poisoned. Me alone! That’s because the rest of my family members are live kicking! WT&^$%&^%!!! Then, I can’t find anyone to ‘manja’. So, I find mutilatedmannequin. Walau, I rather talked to the wall.
ME : Wei, I kena food poisoining!!!
MM: Wat???#$@ Then, see doc d?
ME: No. Eat chinese med d!
MM: ohh, then u ter-eat wat?
ME: my mum home cook food!!!
MM: wat? really ah? ur usus got problem la!
ME: -.-
MM: so free? dun stare on ut monitor too much, later sadaku crawl out. Ma no good ma!
ME : what sadaku? I’m reading my notes k!
MM: u din watch the ring meh? Then, bcareful later ‘i-forget-the-ghost-name-d’ crawl out from ur notes!
ME: (-.-”)
The whole conversation, she kept mentioning about ghost! SWT!
So I decided to tell mi (my mum) about her-food-got-poison!
ME: Mi, I got food poisoning le!
Mum: what you eat ah?
ME: your food la!!! What else??
Mum: are you sure??
ME: Sure la! YOU WAIT FOR MY LAWYER LETTER, YA!!!!
heh~
It’s ptboss’s birthday!!!!!!
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I tried to get this post up as soon as possible but it’s seems like the photobucket.com keep jamming most of the time. I think so! Never mind! So, It’s ptboss’s birthday! Faster wished her la! Anyway, she is older than me now. I get to call her ‘JIE JIE’ already. Anyway, I’m not that cruel! Actually, nothing much so everything was kind of last minute ‘a bit’. Last minute present, Last minute cake and last minute invitation. Nah, nevermind again.
Let me make something clear first before I start blogging. The MAIN organizer of this party is pipi-da-moh-liu-champ. Not me ya! So anything please find him ok! If you have no idea who is he??? He’s the one in batik shorts! yes, it’s him again!!!
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He wanted to murder me! See! See! (if i ever die, you know why!)
OK! We’ll start with ptboss ‘praying’ or ‘kung-hei’ to the cake! Nah… She was making her wish(es).
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What wish(es) was she making?? (get good-rich-handsem husband(s)??)
OK! Enough of getting-good-rich-hansem-husband(s)!!! it’s time to cut the cake! I think pipi-da-moh-liu-champ can’t wait to have his share! Since he’s on the diet!
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Yeah! I managed to cut the cake! (-.-”)
It’s group-cam-whoring session!! Saaaaaaaaaaaaay CHEEEEEEEEEESE!
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Fast Fast Snap la…pipi want to EAT cake liau!
Again! Snap TWO! Everyone PEEEEEEEEEEEACE!
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Snap some more? “I want to eat cake cake cake cake liau”
OK! OK! One more ok????
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pipi, why tam chiak? ptboss wanna box you liau!!!!
My one-life-time assignment group!
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ptboss really looked like a boss! See the way she sit!!! (-.-)
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh…. Must not forget yours truly!
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Owner of iamikel and her ptboss!
Oh, sure you all wonder where we went! It’s a restaurant. uhmmmm..near my college called ‘Summer Cafe’, I think. OK! You don’t have to mention my blog for promoting them. They ain’t giving you any discount for mentioning my blog! heh~
Huh? ohhh… you’re asking me any good recommendations for good food there??? Yeah, we got!
It’s a dessert! Call errrrr…. oh, it’s actually not at the menu, yet!
If you wanna try it, you need to print this photo and show it to them without mentioning my blog! OK????
Sources of photos : contributed by kiki! <Everyone say thank you to kiki!!!!>
When memories remain
April 23, 2007 at 6:48 am | In College | 9 Comments*/updated 31 Jan 2008 8:17pm /*
Last Friday, my class (Y2M31) organised a farewell Beach party at the beach! It would be the last time we’re getting together! hmmmm….I seriously starting to miss you all. All of you! *sniff sniff* Never mind! Alright, I am writting this post for you all. Likely, this will help us to remember everything that we got through!
The party starts at 8pm! I reached at about 8.30pm because I overslept and also actually it was also part of the plan going late. (so you reached there and start makan instead of having to wait) Unfortunately when I reached there, this was the scene.
Just want to set up fire???? (-.-)
While waiting, we had some activities to do! Chasing people! Being chased by people! Try playing a no-air volleyball! Play beach football. Being the corpse to be buried alive and walked there and walked here!
When the food is ready, *just blink your eye* we only left this
Too many ‘tam chiak’ people.. Don’t believe??
See! I got evidence
My class eh ‘tai kor ru ru’ So believe d?
Then we have some phototaking session. Actually the guys had been cam-whoring the whole night! Before the cam-whore with the girls! hehe haha hoho
Positions arranging by ‘tai kor’ of the class (pss:: those are his sweats not the sea water)
Then, take ONE
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EVERYONE…….say CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE XIN! heh~
Then, take TWO
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Errrrrrr…. class ‘tai kor’ kena rogol?????
We girls had our own sessions too. When some moh-liu champ (the one in the batik shorts) and ss came to kacau us!
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Caught in ACTION!!!! Don’t deny!
OK! OK! The following photos are a bit *toot*. So if you feel like you are going to feel uncomfortable, please click the X button on the top right hand corner! Seriously, I MEAN IT! heh~
You think it’s alright??? How about the next one???
Ohhhh… you still find it acceptable??? OK ok! Next one??
Haha hehe hoho… See! I told you!!!!
The party finished before midnight! Before we left the crime scene, we left this
Y2M31!! This post is dedicated to all of you! Happy bo?
Devil~ no kidding!
April 22, 2007 at 11:31 am | In Multifarious | Leave a Comment
You are The Devil
Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession
The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.
Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really “Satan” at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild – or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.
What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.
Some path I chosen
April 20, 2007 at 11:21 am | In College, Confession Of Life | Leave a CommentAfter getting my SPM results, I clearly remembered that I didn’t know where to go and what to do! Obviously, I’m not going to work at the age of 17 or 18 (something like that). My mum wanted me to enroll myself in Busineess courses. duh~ Definately not my type! Cause I hate A.C.C.O.U.T.I.N.G. heh~ I wanted to enroll in Photography because it’s what I wanted seriously inside me. Anyway, I never did. WHY? That’s because I had numberous nagging from my mum. Alright, FINE! My second alternative is engineering. But then I suck at maths! hmmmm… Nevermind! But due to the to near closing date for registration, I didn’t manage like check up most engineering causes so I ended up in IS engineering. Information System Engineering. After paying the first payment, I DEAD begging my mum to let me go Form 6. hehe….. Beg and Beg and Beg and super Beg! I don’t know why! I kept begging! Thanks to my mum for not letting me go! I love college life! Although at first it’s like not fun to go college cause don’t have friends there! Then, I hooked up with my assignment team. Then we started hanging out together then gossiping others and lastly giving people names! shhhhhhs….
We have super cold lecture hall where you can keep your hand in the bag then you can have your friends copy the notes for you or turn the pages of your notes.
Something like that looo…
Then you can sleep in the lecture halls where everyone don’t give a damn espeacially bored lectures and you’re sitting behind.
See!!! I caught them in action!
Or Try to be late for class espeacilly for some lecturer’s lesson.
Nahhhh… Nevermind! You’ll get to learn from that window.
Sometimes we have some extra class too. Extra drawing class by the MON inc.
First attempt!
Then,
Second attempt!
So, now you know why I never regret going to college and meet tiok my present classmates. Today is the last day of college! I’m going to seriously miss you all and your cold jokes!!!!!
p/s :: this photos are taken and post without any slightest permissions from the respective model.
Lazy until like that ah?
April 19, 2007 at 4:15 pm | In Confession Of Life, Multifarious | Leave a CommentEveryone who knew me, I mean in the sense that they know and understand how I live my life they definately know
#1 I love to make people around me laugh
#2 I talked nonsense
#3 I can’t be serious
#4 I’m messy
#5 I’m cincai from clothing to food
#6 I’M DEFINATELY LAZY!
Talking on #6, yes, I am. *proudly admit! Very lazzzzzzzzzzzzz-y! Almost everyone in my family said so! You can see my messy study table during exams period with text books and notes. You will then see messy bed with novels or comics. (Yup, I sleep with my books and comics and treat them as part of my pillows) You sure see messy tv shelf, full with dvds and cds lying around there. Finally, my computer table will be extremely messy with wires. The wires from my router, USB hub, microphone, earphone, hp charger and speakers. (thank God, recently I just changed my keyboard and mouse to wireless or you’ll be see-ing more wires) Talking about my wardrobe, I’m not sure if it’s messy or not! Why so messy? Because I’m lazy! heh~
Sometimes I can be so lazy to go out with my friends. Rather stay hungry than going out to buy meal or cook my own instant noodles. For sure, sometimes (I just said SOMETIMES ONLY) I rather close my eyes than watching my favourite series or movie. Once in a while, I, too very lazy to do my tutorial work that I decided to just bracket the answer from the notes and draw an arrow then write the question number.
Recently, I realised I been lazy to the maximum level. Where I only speak short form words. Actually, my group had been creating short form words to speak among us but then now I used it to everyone. Just few days ago, I went out with kiki and she definately have no idea what was I trying to tell her.
Example #1
me : hah? wanna go MNG ah? the things there very ‘ex’ wan wor even if it’s sales!!
kiki : ex?
me : expensive (smile until very kan)
Example #2
me: so how? we go ‘S&K’ and find ok?
kiki : errr.. *thinking* OK!
me : you know what is ‘S&K’ bo?
kiki : hehe.. don’t know le.
me : Samuel and Kevin. heh~ (smile until very cunning again)
Example #3
*trying to explain the storyline of The Reaping
me : so, you ‘UN’ bo?
kiki : huh? ‘UN’ ?
me : understand…
kiki : oohhh…. I ‘UN’ liau!
me: means you ’stand’ d la!
kiki : huh????
me : * lol~
BUT people, please don’t ‘mis-stand’ (misunderstand) me! Sometimes I can be very ‘king’ (hardworking) too!
People I met
April 17, 2007 at 4:24 pm | In Confession Of Life | Leave a CommentWho would ever think that my hairstylist would become my friend? I, too didn’t think until that far! Last time, I followed my mum to her lau pengyou to cut my hair. Each time, it came back like a bit disaster. I mean it’s like either toooooooo short or macam takda cut like that! What to do! You have your mum pay for it what!
Then, I remember after I came back from National Service; I mean 3 months in the jungle, don’t really need to jaga image sooooooo much! I looked at the mirror of my own hair and it seriously need a make over. SERIOUSLY! So, I decided to ask for help. Where is a perfect place for me to end up to have a good haircut?? Cheap and good! That’s because I definately don’t want to end up at my mom’s lau pengyou’s place cause it’s expensive and surely not my style leh!
MutilatedMannequin later kai-siau(introduce) me to Hair Impression at KOMTAR! wah, macam quite high-class le! Firstly, there is this guy A who cut my hair, then guy B (living at my apartment) , then guy C, then my NS friend then guy D (hate him most) lastly my current one, Eunice! I called her kim-hu(goldfish) cause she has two big round eyes! Anyway, she is very the yeng! Cause she has tatoo on her hand there! Some sort like a very unique symbol!
She talks alot to me! Although she kind of don’t understand my hokkien-accent! When she was like tooo excited talking to me, she ended up speaking mandarin! kay, she will then ended up, “oooooooops! i forgot, u don’t know Mandarin hoh!” (-.-) Mostly, she ajak me go clubbing!! huh???? With an innocent look, I told her I don’t go clubbing le. She threaten me! “Don’t let me see you there or I will botak-kan you in future!!!!”
Then, we exchanged handphone number! Sms each other and talk nonsense! My last visit was last week! She ajak me to Pulau Redang worrrr with other 18 people! I WANT TO GOOOOOOO! It’s in June! and I needed to give answer as soon as possible! Where can!! I didn’t even plan for tomorrow! apalagi next 2 months!
It’s so so so so nice to have her as my hairstylist! Cause she can cut exactly what I wanted! yeah yeah!!!!!
Conversation that you sweat! (-.-”)
April 16, 2007 at 4:35 pm | In Multifarious | Leave a CommentConversation1 (College Comp Lab A)
van+lorry = Bunny : How come my program cannot run le???
ikel : why? check your coding and see!
MargerineNg : your program toh no legs! How to run??? (-.-”)
Conversation 2 (Workplace)
OldBurgar : I can’t stand them liau! Always lepak wan!! Where can?
ikel : No need to stand la! I give you chair and sit!
Conversation 3 (Prangin Carpark)
ikel(driver) : so, how to go out?
ptgirl : just turn left la! Never mind wan!
ikel : but the arrow said turn right le!
MargerineNg : wahhhh… the arrow talked to you ah? When?
Conversation 4 (Having Class)
ikel : alright, what’s the advantages and disadvantages of having x-ray at the airport?
van-lorry = bunny : I veli hungry le!!!
ptgirl : OK! write down, “I veli hungry le”
Conversation 5 (Not paying attention in class)
van-lorry=Bunny : guan lai, our class got buah DUKU wan!
ikel : huh???
ptgirl : duku??? fruits???
van-lorry=Bunny : you see, our lecturer always “took-ku” wan! (tend to fall asleep)
专属天使 – My Personal Angel
April 16, 2007 at 2:50 am | In Confession Of Life | 1 Comment
I will not blame you
For your masquerade
For an Angel to be here
He needs to hide his wings
You are not reckless nor insensitive
But caring and selfless
How can I let you be hurt?
A soft pair of hands
But such warmth radiates
You never fail to soothe my restless nights
Dreams I dare not dream
But through your eyes
I see it in front of me
No one can separate you from my side
You are my Angel
For me alone
No others can replace you in my heart
For I have an Angel
I do not need any other wishes
Such delicate hands
But what great strength
I will be like you
Flying high in the sky
The place you want to go
That is my destination
With my protection
You can always smile
No one can separate you from my side
You are my only Angel
You are just for me alone
No others could replace you in my heart
I have an Angel
I do not need any other wishes
Source : My Sarcasm Channel
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